1, the most recent International Review of cattle mm North Korea: accident orphans; South Korea: Let the bullets fly; United States: laughing rivers and lakes.
2, did not tell you without telling you. in fact, carrying Ah Jiang took the : My name is Christmas, will you merryme?
4, now the woman the day you're the one, let the bullets fly at night, so there is a bunch of accident orphans.
5, Apple is Jay, too hanging by really talented people hate it. Blackberry is Eason Chan, its own way. Nokia is Andy Lau, no obvious shortcomings, has been very hard. Motorola is Anthony Wong, a classic but always a bad film. Samsung is Francis Ng, the product has a bit of evil. Siemens is one of Leslie Cheung is legendary, but has OVER.HTC is Aaron Kwok, always wanted to prove himself, every time.
6, 【A】 left women do not experience the signature Mop scum, how can we get married, no one can casually Lunch Mom!
7, all the love a person, including his Mianmao Ku!
8, following the National aggressively, box office revenue is expected to billions of dollars; including the Ministry of Land and Resources not far behind, ready to broadcast the New Year is also the new film by the end of ....< br> 9, old man had two sons at home, the door has two mountains. a serious impediment to the mountain of economic development of transportation, old man then move mountains bare hands. experts bend Wise Old Man to come, that is a silly old man missing. yu Public Road 【I hung up the awe-inspiring, and my two sons, my son hung up, as well as grandchildren, children and grandchildren are also endless. afraid of moving the mountain rough!】 bend Wise Old Man smiles: 【Shen Yi, Yu The benefits do not, I do not know thy two sons also are gay?】
10, emperor: Rong Momo, why do you swallow and the crape myrtle Baibandiaonan! what you did this motive under the **! Rong Momo knees , suffused with tears, said: Your Majesty, you only remember the Daming Lake in the Summer load, then punt the Rong Momo, you remember?
11, the world's most remote distance is not life and death, but immediately examinations, and others in the review, they themselves are in the preview. even the most cups that people have had a preview, we did not have your review.
12, a child of a rich man asked: Why are you so rich, Mr. it? rich man said: when I was little nothing like you, my father gave me an apple, so I put the apples sold, with the money earned to buy two apples, and then sold to buy four apple. children thoughtfully, and said: sir, I seem to understand. Mr. Rich said: You know your sister, ah, then my father died, I inherited all of his estate.
13, follow your heart, translation into Chinese to one word: counseling.
14, each of who do not want to fall in love, and my heart is not there lived a man ...
15, has finally gone beyond the Bureau of Development and Reform Commission, said Beijing per capita twice as much green space in Paris. Mop most cattle Mopper Re: bedside, friends, takes his hand: *** hh-year-old to follow the general has done a pistol team captain.
18, I ask, What kind of animal in nature most fierce?... The answer was: English is called: Z-Bra !!!!< br> 19, Mopper concluded: Airport, B cup mBarely there: there is almost no, C cup mCan do: make do with, D cup mDamn good: looks good, E cup mEcstasy: ecstasy, F cup mFake: fake, right? G cup mGod: Days h21, excellent secretary: title essay questions did not answer questions! scroll reads: the taking part!
23, the world's hardest two things: First, his ideas put into someone else's head, and second, to other people's money stuffed into their own pockets . The former is called the success of the teacher, who called the owner of success; both are successful can call his wife or university or church.
24, our school has two principals, one is president, a vice president. But the tragedy things emerged: being president is the name Fu, Fu Shujia; Vice President surname Zheng (Zheng did not know what). What a coincidence, is named president but Fu, was named vice president of leadership Zheng h so each speech will be trouble joke: I now call Fuxiao Zhang speech, following his speech --- Please President Zheng tangled!
25, tadpoles change! prices go. It also rose. that's up. How can a rose Zile. rose also rose. Second line: going to school difficult. join the army difficult. Employment. buy a house difficult. renters difficult. mate done. marriage difficult. Parenting is difficult. Medical treatment is difficult. pension difficult. Men also be difficult. women also difficult. to see the world squeaking. difficult. Streamer: Live in China.
27, God is fair to all, and give you something , it will take another. We always see him taken away, and do not see he has given us.
28, women 10 to 12 do not sleep, it means no sense of shame; to 4:00 do not sleep, is not life. You do not always live life day sense of shame and Why?
29, step by step, steps towards too much egg will be pulled .2, beautiful women you do not, the money you do not, ah .3 what you want, you are going to kill me or sleep with me .4, there is no way in this world, With the way the legs will have .5, if you live, sooner or later die; if you die, you will live forever .6, she is a widow, and I can not let her widow.
30, Mop User : A 2008 car accident childhood friend died, so his head had been concealed with QQ, the signature will never change: . There is a remote login account called panic .. there is a feeling called the stealth of their visibility! there is a misunderstanding called man-machine offline. There is a call you do not lose access to ...
32, if I'm going to be two children , 30, finished pre-existence, the difference-year-old child, I have 27 years of age at first birth, 26-year-old would have of pregnancy, two of the world for two years before trying to get pregnant, I have 24 years of marriage. want engaged, see parents, travel, preparing for the wedding by a year, that 23 years have engaged. engagement should take two years before the tow how it will meet this person 21 years of age. dating a year ago how have to do first friends, then I should have found this man ..
33, meaning】 【Good night Good night: wan an! to open the word in Chinese pinyin, which are: I love you, love you! night pinyin wan an, apart to each letter represents a word that Wo Ai Ni, Ai Nimm I love you, love you!
34, teacher: avoid # # sets and parachute pregnancy What is the difference? boys: a protection on top of a protection nod. Teacher: 60 minutes. girls: broken parachute less a person, to avoid pregnancy # # more than one set broken. Teacher: 100 points 35 more than I want a cup of water, a piece of bread, I love you; If luxury, I hope: Water is your hand down, the bread is cut your hand, I love you are you to tell me that the hh
36, to force containing micro-fiction Monday: I, bed, her. Tuesday: her bed, to him. Wednesday: I, bed. Thursday: me, bed. Friday: I, the bed, she, him. Saturday: me, bed, and she, he, fly . Sunday: I, pol.ice.
37, when you do the time, no one will remember. When you're wrong, even the breathing is wrong ...
38, 【their main dry this!】 Uighurs selling mutton string, who sells noodles in Gansu, Ningxia wolfberry people who are selling, selling Tibetan Cordyceps, selling flowers from Yunnan, Shandong selling green onions, selling coal from Shanxi, who sells rice in Northeast, who sells tea in Fujian, Guangxi people sell rice, Anhui waste collection, from Henan Province as coolies, Sichuan sell snacks, to open the taxi Hunan, Hubei, restaurant, package store Zhejiang, Beijing sold approval.
39, 【daughter and wife difference】 owe a woman because the father is not on the creditors had no choice but to marry. wedding first night, the woman on the triumphant bridegroom said: I marry you, because my dad owes you money, you Do not be proud of! next day, the woman opened her eyes, shake the groom fast asleep and said: My dad in the end how much we owe? can can not just forget.
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