I told you fell out of
2. do not want to cook, the tailor is not a good driver.
3. lobster, crab,! I love to eat the shell! Waiter, give him to offer seeds
4. beef noodle potluck side of a big row over the Japanese, something to eat? This, Japanese, pointing to line: dung!
9. some of the actress and the male directors to the opera, too shameless! too few female directors, let us how to do a male actor? 12. The house full of holes, the rain count to the pro-life: the rain outside the house to moderate rain, heavy rain outside the house, rain, rain at times too great, the whole family went to the shelter on the street .
14. you shameless appearance, quite the charm when I was young.
15. Who does not know him, who has not eaten pork.
16. be difficult to help, have no difficulty make it difficult to help.
18. chick, give Grandpa a smile, not laugh, that Grandpa gave you a smile ~
19. that took root noodles a barrel lock to open a packet of instant noodles able to open a cell.
20. What is your name? Do not say ah! You say it is squalling!
22. today said this story, is not far, there are old people can go back home to ask, in the Spring and Autumn Period ... ah ...
23. stroll tired, that he was sitting, dog sitting this, while high, come in and are wondering: This is someone's twins ah?
24. I bought 50 good car - Alto, Alto, Alto ... ...! With wire dart up, open up with the train!
25. primary school for a decade, middle school years, I was named the school's most familiar faces, new teachers come inside the school are related to what I have learned ... ...
26. I want a shark fin were fried rice, with three pairs of chopsticks shocked not find shark fins, shark fin can you tell me where it? Chef said, I'm fin.
27. you do not hit him, scold him, not that money what, we better talk. But ugly words ahead, if more than 100 dollars, you got to threatened to kill.
29. jumped to his death and more Coke, I have studied, twenty different layers and layer effects, the second floor is black, ah! ~~~~~ Twenty black layer is ah!
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9 everyone is willing to listen, ah, is willing to listen to, ah, ah, or is willing to listen, I will not be forced.
10 children this man robbed a bank drive up on the North Third Ring Road. Half past five p.m.! When the police to block the road to positive Cishi.
12 ah? You do not know me? I am the artist ah! I have the artist more than a week.
13 郭德纲: Royal Brother, I hope that world peace and the common people who live and work, peace and prosperity, not war, okay, ah?
thought of God, this difficult child, we real owner managed to get this guy's personal website to spread it now to see hundreds of pieces of his collection of several baby picking
words actually say, ah, I'm not that big capacity, really, really, brothers and I did not split your face, ah, I do not tell you anything else, you change as you? We'll take about anything else. I touched him with a piece of someone else's photo, Royal Brother, you look at this, this is my fellow, his name is Yu Qian, a long, quite cold mixed, and did not make the object, you can give him a little more beautiful it . God: (thought) or that world peace thing to talk about it (the photo tear) Guo Degang: hey, how do you tear the photo, ah? Go you do not agree do not agree, why tear, I still have evil too!
14 home money, open a door Cadillac 13. A voice that is a good machine, imported from Germany, Opened up, half of Beijing black smoke, straight into your traffic police shouting:
15 From Today onwards, I no longer eat lobster on the cake was.
16 grenade is expensive, if a dollar six, I will throw you a hundred dollars,UGG boots clearance, the law if the matter, I had killed you!
17 This young man looks, keeps off the face with an actor like ... ... 21 Guo Degang: the one to pick up a good job, build a 70-meter chimney!
Yu Qian: really good!
Guo Degang: dawn to dusk to finish the job, and to an acceptance of people, life and death do not give us wages!
Yu Qian: Quality not?
Guo Degang: the drawing upside down, and people to dig wells!
22 Guo: hey ~ ~ ~! There was a chance to make money placed in front of me, but I do not cherish. The opportunity is gone, I am repentant, the world's most painful than this. If God can give me a chance, I hope that with the village head said: I am willing to go. If not let me add that in front of a wage limit, I hope it is: 400.
23 cold weather, send you a coat, a post office that is too heavy, I'll put down the fastener hinge pocket.
25 Man Shun, take what?
I do not tell you I took a boiled egg.
for me.
do not give ... ... you guess, guess there are a few.
I guess you give me one.
... ... you have to guess I gave you these two
... ... ... ... like a long time, five, right?
26 is a denture
quickly throw it.
do not throw ah the more unfortunate.
how it?
bolt on the small sticks and when the itch scratch children.
29 so and so was born, his father became ill and was returning home, his mother the most is not easy. Here children are her husband, children here are children, had pipe. To the side of children fed breast-feeding, child feeding the other side of medicine, feeding feeding, feed the drug. Hey medicine, fed breast-feeding. His father especially strong, the child eating you out.
30 Kuteng faint crow trees, small bridges people. Road westerly Shouma sunset, heartbroken people in the hospital ... ... ... ... intestines are broken do not go to the hospital! ... Poetry ... I am the first master of tampering.
34. Yu Qian: left out a tooth also Seya Guo Degang: he eat lotus root, sets Yaner in it!
35 , recently something wrong, speed a bit slow. start Yeah, I thought it was dirty carburetor, a check ah know, is the pedal out ... ....
40 with you to describe how he does it looks? Kao Baishu seen it, just baked good, too hot in his hand, and accidentally did not hold, off the ground, and over there, came a child, managed to get this guy's personal website owner Now go look at the hundreds of pieces of collections spread seized several pieces of his baby
wear nail shoes, one foot on a piece of sweet potato. . His face just like that it would like this sweet potato. (Holding main: He looks to become a story)
46. heard the news of the death of your father, a Ku Cheng neighbors:
47. midnight noon, two gentlemen took to the streets in the nude, also Li Ching is also wearing a glasses - and then wear a mask if the three-count.
48. down the two nurses, a beautiful ah: Yi Miqi big tall, even coming from the beard, a slap in the wide-care center hair.
50. Li Ching has a cousin, wearing high heels can go on tiptoe under Xiali go look shabby ah te, her photos posted on the door of evil, posted on the bed contraception.
51. you seen a pattern with the Crayon triad has it?
53.
59. 郭德纲: watch your father so, my heart is not the taste. I played a little with the old man, grew up in front, and looked at me growing up. Now he was sick like this, I was able to taste What is.
Yu Qian: is.
Guo Degang: Oh ... ... (pointing) Father, you ... you have today.
60. 郭德纲: Once the case has a dismembered body was dismembered, dismemberment, sight. Detective Q Yu Qian:
Guo Degang: Detective too fond of Yu Qian, pointing to the body, said:
62. You have not seen my wife, beautiful! Big tall, big face plates, heavy eyebrows, dark beginnings of eyes. She was not a beard, have a beard like with Zhang Fei. .
66 Yo White House that - just brush the pulp.
68 disco dancing down the mountain one day to master. Accidentally touched his young daughter, confidante, from the moment I saw her, the master knows the end of his career, rivers and lakes. Destined to leave the white snow to come and go like the wind these days, the elderly in the age of eighty-year-old wearing a wig resolutely went to return to secular life.
69 dependent if the two conditions, a blessing in fleshy Pig.
70 Tieling several stations in the United States short of it!
71 table was four dishes, open the first look, ha! Nice! Laocu peanuts! Open the second, the better! Laocu peanuts! The third open, peanuts, not vinegar! The fourth saw a vinegar!
72 difficult to help, have no difficulty make it difficult to help.
73 girls turned around, Long Lelong four stalk their hair.
75 walked, hey, before the edges of the owner of a managed to get this guy's personal website to spread it now to see hundreds of pieces of his collection of several baby picking children
question mark, a jump of Liu Bei, touch, out of a flower, eating flowers, Liu Bei, raising his hand,
77 My goodness, so exciting. My heart would turn out.
78 television wearing a spectacle out of a square, said:
79 郭德纲: Yes your wife that cry. Yu Qian: distressed ah ~ Guo Degang: leg pain ah ~
80 to wear slippers to wear a mask is a three-point
81 original will, speak, I thought I was blind it. Guo Degang
82:
84 people doing something good spirits always want to know do some bad things always make ghosts do not know that we are too embarrassed to ghost
85 I like the flute, I told my wife when I die and I buried a piece of the flute, and I like the erhu, I told my wife when I die and I buried a piece of the erhu, and recently I Also liked the bells ..... my wife said: dig out of state with great difficulty, not buried
86 Guo Degang: I'm going to steal two of us to Terra Cotta Warriors, Yu Qian, and his father to paste put it on the mud, then washed terracotta warriors and horses on the Eight Honors and Eight Shames written to get round to sell Pan
Yu Qian: This is the real thing when you are fake have the ability to sell enough of
91: Guo: The.
on:
Guo:
on:
Guo:
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96: This week, the rain under a 2 a 4 days 3 days
97: My friend said he printed counterfeit money to help me, I gave him 50 ~ ~ He gave me a quick money counterfeit money, I doubt that he lied to me
98: Guo: you have any chickens?
Waiter: Shh! ! ! ! I am!
Guo: You?
service: Yes.
Guo: Come on, really, I'll take it. Then ah, she gave me to the back of a small house. Here, the table did not, ah, to a single bed ah. She opened the door plug,Bailey UGG boots, then Turn the lights off. The next morning it, the sun came out.
in: You first say how it was after lights off?
Guo: That lights off the next morning after ah ... ah, the sun came out, the sun is really big ah!
in: You talk about how it was after lights off. Owner managed to get this guy's personal website to spread it now to see hundreds of pieces of his collection of several baby picking
Guo: lights off after the ah, the police came and fined 2,000 yuan.
100: Guo Degang: turn out, standing on the bathroom door, I feel calm and a lot from playing opposite a man out of the toilet.
101: old father lying in bed, you are a dutiful son, ah, the old father looked like, rub your bed for Ben, and saw the old man right now, where trace gas, there is nothing to say, but could not, to my pen and paper used, slightly unsteadily in the paper to write a few words,
102: Guo Degang: find me a director asked me to shoot a nude scene, my beautiful fart fart Britain Britain's gone. come back with a cry like Liu Bei: bare with the bare of the 20 children more than guys who played in the river floating corpse, froze me.
looking for the next day I said I'm missing a kiss is not enough, Nazan Pidianpidian to go to another, and come back with a cry like Liu Bei: kiss kiss kiss with the Hippo ,Discount UGG boots, hippo's mouth a lot of my head is a good package into it.
later told me that I have a bed scene of beauty fart fart Britain Britain's gone. come back with a cry like Liu Bei: the bedroom scene is to go to bed and let me have the bed Dan Mianhua passion. fast weighs me.
103: Guess Where? ...... Come back quickly, we are waiting for you!
104: Your physique good to see that this is definitely gonna live to die.
105: his sword was cold, his knife is cold, his heart was cold, his blood was cold on the frozen ... this grandson!
106: go its own way, want to go Who says who
107: to see your dad this hot pot, owner managed to get this guy's personal website to spread it now to see hundreds of pieces of his collection of several baby picking
duck pot of over plate of meat, more than forty kinds of dishes, I went in, Father, that what, Yu Qian, Yu Qian you know, Yu Qian? Who, Yu Qian ah, your son, he died ,UGGs, what?! Yu Qian ~ ~ my son ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you die, you, you put the shrimp handed me
118: How are you? - How are you?
How old are you? - How old are you?
119: old man, please point your civilization Ah!
120: - I have good news and bad news, you first listen to what?
- the bad news?
- we lost, it is estimated to live after the cow was eating the
- that good news?
- plenty of cow dung!
- POW! ! !
125: Guo Degang: I envy you!
Yu Qian: envy what ah?
Guo Degang: so young to know me now? !
128: ah attack and had a child with his special master pro. His stomach this teacher a bad water. One day, teach children, said: boy, go home to see what other people are also not to mention his family told him to say The child learned. A home to see his mother, and the front is the sentence: I know the truth. His mother a pale hurried out fifty dollars to a child, telling him: Do not tell your father that baby ah, ah, mother holding flowers go to fifty dollars. his dad said: I know the truth! his father to put a child said nothing out of the hands of two hundred and told children: Never talk to your mother ah! this child thinking that this would make his fortune ah. he found a wealth of opportunities. to see everyone that I know the truth. Results one day see them at home in front of the post office messenger boy came up to their house is one: I know the truth. a messenger heard crying, said: good son, father hug!
129 A: do you know why the Great Wall
B: Qin Shi Huang had to resist the Huns ah
A: No owner managed to get this guy's personal website to spread it now to see hundreds of pieces of his collection of several baby picking
B.: That is why the
A: He is the Great Wall to commemorate those who died because of those talents of the Great Wall repair
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