They have not found a head now. 2 personal long as onions, walked cried. 3 hot afternoon, with a Huo Chaitou itch, scratch scratch ah, ah, then fire. 4 Why do not one-third of the steak cooked and cooked seven greeting? Because they are unfamiliar ah. 5 hot summer day, two bananas on the street. Walk in front of the banana suddenly felt hot, he said, a good hot Oh, I'll take my clothes off. Result, he took to the stripped skin. The results fell behind the banana. 6 Once there was a bun on the street put their own feel hungry to eat. There was once a bread in the street, he felt hungry, so eat their own. There was a cotton candy for a long time to play the ball, he said: Unfortunately, one day a fire patch of maize, maize have become all the popcorn! After the bird in the past ... ... that snow, cold in death. 8 Xiao Ming new hair cut,UGG boots clearance, the next day to school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, your head like a kite Oh-type! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go outside, crying, crying and crying, he would fly up. 9 Fish said: instant of the still so stubborn. 11 A polar bear to stay alone on the ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... one is not the final pull of the left, and then he died of cold. Two fingers put a 12 V, what is? Yes or No! Tremor shook down the stretch, what is it? Is deciduous! 13, four fingers extended, a few? FOUR, bend the four fingers, a few? WONDERFUL! (Curved FOUR) 14 Lincoln millionaire luxury car driving through a village, he saw two beggars are weeding the roadside to eat, a millionaire then stopped. Exercise on the way, a grateful beggar wife says: people take care of the yard's lawn may have a meter high, and you can eat your fill. 15 wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? wolf, because: Momotaro (out of the wolf). 16 Once upon a lamb One day he went out to play, the results hit the wolf. wolf said: , wooden, brick house, three little pigs are running desperately, but I think the big bad wolf to catch up. Three Little Pigs, said in despair, I'll leave it. we give up, as you like. At this point, Wolf smirking, keep saliva, said: After years of holding the ring in this meet. Three years later, the woman did not find the ring,UGGs, sad, under the ring thrown into the sea. Actually, a woman remember correctly, the right place. man can not find the woman came back, sadly the sea fishing. Suddenly he catch a thing, guess what?? is rice cake. then he finally caught a fish, a bite to eat when the hard stuff, what do you think? a fish bone. 19 Once a man fishing, caught a squid only. squid ask him: Do you let me go! man said: Yes, I ask you some questions to consider. squid very happy said: You test it! then people the squid to bake. 20 This diver is very difficult moves, he made a swivel for three weeks then take a half forward somersault backflip three weeks a month. 21 newly installed phone happens to be a person surrendered to the cinema, so often been shown in the film called to ask, first, he was always good words to explain this phone is not the cinema, and now was his, please do not call again later, as time goes by, he also felt Hao Fan So receive such calls to a brief, said: eggs; an egg on the homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; there an egg accidentally fell on the road for a cross fell to the ground, turned into a missile; have an egg go to the yard of the family The results became the atomic bomb; have an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg on the sick, the results become bad; have an egg married, turned into a jerk; an egg on the run to swim in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; have an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; have an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is a Peking Opera Blues; have an egg female, long ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg; have an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a son of a bitch ... ... 23 Once there was a man surnamed Cai , we call him Xiao Cai. Results ... ... One day, he was it away! 24, plus a husband, an old hen chicken guess the words 5 words : Have you ever heard the idiot say there, that there is no idiot, mentally retarded do not speak the story? Kankan: ... ... 26, a reporter access to 100 penguins to go to the North Pole. He first asked his usual interest in penguins what it is. The first penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas. puzzled reporter asked to say what is playing Peas ah? bird Penguin said nothing and left. The reporter thought: Well, do not speak to do not speak. He also access the second penguins usually interested in what it is. The second penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas. How is playing Peas? reporters and thinking to himself. one after another from access to the first a penguin to 99 penguins they are usually interested in are journalists find it very strange and asked it: Mr. Kong Ming? ? Zijing, you swim it? I will not ... ... I've been to this place, I remember a near Merlin, may go a little farther to the A plum to eat it! Oh! Expedition to find a lot of water! Finally have water to drink it! ! ? ! Originally, I was, ah red bean bag! Then he went to the hospital, the nurse bandaged him, he became a cotton swab. 33 hot summer days, the bedroom to eat watermelon. to a MM asked: Five words on it! it? We can talk? pick for a long time. Q, said: I do not bomb your house of glass. Soss's archers, but his accuracy sucks, shot many times these days, are not hitting the person. Head of listening asked: Since the enemy archers that, why not kill him? members bow hand and said: reports head! not right, do not you let them for a more standard it? 39, after opening up since the Islamic countries are all scrambling to the influx of Islamic ... ... Islamic A: wow! a lot of people oh Ismail B: ah, I see a lot of war, Pope yeah ... Eastman A: They came to this Zuosa ah? Islamic B: to meet it. Eastman A: What will be open? Islamic B: they are We joined the WTO, to discuss how to face challenges. Eastman A: ... ... 40 This is a practice of staying up late at night ... ... Warrior: ah ... ... hungry ~ teammate: wow! how to do that? Priest: An 啦 ~ Security Rights ~ There I ah! (priests keep out of treatment facilities for soldiers Word) warrior: wow ... ... I ... I ... ... I just want to say to you what, I'm going to buy a bowl alley mouth ... ... Priest: ... ... 41 Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat. Antony: play, we drove her husband to buy me a Rolls Royce, with his fingers I just bought a big diamond ring, also hung around his neck last month, before they take my gold chain. I took my lovely children walking in the park, full of people envy. Suddenly, the road out of a whole body odor, his face sludge, homeless woman, I am closer look ... ... Oh my God! She was my fifth-grade language teacher! Well, I'll give you an unparalleled beautiful shell, you are right back to the pursuit of your happiness. ? I was refused. Well, I'll give you superhuman insight and intuition, you go back and pursue your happiness now. suicide, ah? man, and finally said: half, just listen to Happy man, said: Zorro mistress asked: If the knock on the door three times to hear that my husband back. Zorro wrote: I know. After a child, it is raining. A sudden Said to be late, then fast, Zorro flying jump out of bed, a blink of an eye, has jumped out the window. Zorro has to go see his mistress, went to the door. I saw a horse standing in front of her: distance running, see all this, walked over and said: also, so he and running with a small rabbit, Paozhaopaozhe, they saw an elephant is heroin, a small rabbit ran to the elephant, said: fresh, with me running it. Paozhaopaozhe, saw the lion roll up their sleeves, was about to inject heroin, a small rabbit in front of the lion is far from cry: ... Lion said: The doctor said: There is good news and bad news! Read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies! ! And difficult to cure! The guy said: Oh my God! That good news? Doctors shy to say: I found you yeah ... quite lovely ... 47 stars, the moon, the sun which one is dumb? Stars, because 48 summer, a giraffe encounter a rabbit, she is very proud to show off her rabbit's neck: how much fresh sweet it? summer drink ... ... you know the feeling of cold that the water neck and neck in the cool slowly after it? ... ... Oh. ? Monkey furious: to leave off! Who has seen a mouth had to climb trees pro! 50 One time my brother hit me, hit my head from a package. Later my brother to install stuff, did not find a package, put the bag on my head take it Sheng things. 51 rabbits taken to a three mushroom, a big to small, get some vegetables to eat together. Little said: , the rabbit has not come back. A big, said: Discuss two major: mushrooms! Buns catch a small alley to see where the instant noodles, instant noodles rushed to the blast beat up. When to go left saying: A: Rabbit ~ ~ Q: wrong ~! A turtle pulling, running in front of that is a turtle very quickly, running fast Oh ~ ~ Q: Rabbit can not be reconciled, but also wearing sunglasses and a turtle race to run, who won the drawing? A: Well. . Rabbit bar Q: wrong ~ ~! Tortoise sunglasses one to pick, too! Bird is just running fast turtle Oh ^ O ^ 54 midnight to see Osama bin Laden Bush to stand in his own bed, hair a mess, Bush shocked, and said: chest beard, dark, smiled and said: The driver looked at the child, suddenly said: !, Results of bananas fell behind a somersault. 57. Since I have every meal hand-washing habits, you pay attention to hygiene. Unfortunately the results of the day, there is a large voice in the class, students are eating, I asked: ... . . 58. A cell phone walking down the street, suddenly hung up. . . 59. Day of school I drew a pig in front of the students posted on the back, he soon found out, I glared at the pig torn. I am confused asked: . 61. A: My head cow B? B: like 62. The day came to a junction, there is the desire to fart, just kicking a man in the motorcycle, I wanted to take this opportunity to cover up his fart sound, which know the sound is too large, people think it started kicking motorcycle opened, slipped it into gear to go ... 63. somebody to 3-year-old daughter a bath, just had her daughter into the basin, the daughter cried out: day, public transportation is extremely crowded on the train hard, hardly get off there for some that want to get off, can be chosen to come to a couple of foreign stuck in the door at, to get off, for some that to squeeze hard to squeeze ah, The couple finally pushed to the back side of a break to catch up with the driver, who unfortunately stepped on her husband's body, her husband did not own spade, His wife has opened inviting voice shouted, you Who would have thought that woman Buyiburao still again and again, and shouted, The woman also shouted, suddenly came a - ! Another station, a little girl to get off, passing the woman, timid, said: This woman: Connections: 1, Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed; 2, Zhang Haidi sister stubborn to learn; 3, Zhang Haidi sister learned several foreign languages; 4, Zhang Haidi sister learned acupuncture. (Note: The correct answer should be: Zhang Haidi sister though paralyzed, but tough to learn, not only learned several foreign languages, but also learned acupuncture.) Outcome of a child to write: Although Zhang Haidi sister doggedly learned acupuncture and multi-gate foreign language, she was paralyzed. Later, found that the more violent child wrote: Zhang Haidi sister learned not only language, but also acupuncture, she was so tough to learn, and finally paralyzed. Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed reason is that tough to learn, not only learned several foreign languages, and even learned to acupuncture. Zhang Haidi sister is so tough to learn, not only learned several foreign languages and acupuncture, and finally learned paralysis. Zhang Haidi sister learned several foreign languages, learned acupuncture, but also in the tenacious learning paralysis. Zhang Haidi sister through tenacious study, learned several foreign languages and acupuncture, the results of acupuncture according to a foreign version of the book tie themselves paralyzed. [/ Font] 66. [Font color = # 0000ff size = 4] Cao Cao and Liu Bei drinking day Hero. Two-drink a few glasses, Liu Bei suddenly put a fart sound, very embarrassing. Are embarrassed when they heard behind Guan Yu said frankly: in it! Liu Bei has resumed normal. Cao Cao did not laugh, he was this deep feeling. After Liu Bei, who bid farewell to Cao Cao on the men who said: you? Hold back a long time, and finally the hard Biechu small fart. Everyone had to wait a long time, heard the a Dengqi eye, the other people that Cao Cao himself too slow, are rushing to depersonalize, Xiahou Dun racing: ! Cao: Advisor Jia Guo, cried: Cao secretly thought. Guo Jia went on to say: fat girls looking for the judge angrily complain Fat girls a little bit embarrassed, : (rice balls rice balls) I got you (eat) Comment: so cute ~ ~ 2. Topic: side ............ ........... .. side. . children to write: his side to undress, while wearing trousers. reviews: he in the end to take off or wear ah ~ ~ 3. Topic: books children write: class have been very boring. Reviews: class to concentrate 4. Title: popular children write: I like to eat bananas. Reviews: Be careful choke 5. Title: Once upon a child to write: Xiao Ming came through the front door. 6. Title: innocent children write: really hot today. Comment: You're innocent ~ ~ 7. Title: great children write: Today I test very much. Comment: I will tell your parents say ~ ~ 8. Topic: One child wrote: I am one of an injured left foot. Reviews: You are a centipede? ~ ~ 9. Topic: One ... to .... the children to write: a baby will one hundred dollars. Reviews: teachers not laugh .. 10. Title: You see the children write: You see Shiyao look! Not seen ah! 11. Still sentences Example: You (singing) I (dance) children to write: you (please) I (very good) reviews: You write in English translation you?? 12. still sentences Example: someone Doukua I (), in fact, I (), children write: people Doukua me (handsome), I actually (is wearing the mask a). Reviews: Shiyao mask would be so easy to use??? 13. Topic: first. . . Again. . . Example: eat first, then take a bath. Children write: Sir, good-bye! 14. Title: ends of the earth children write: my sister went to run around ends of the earth. Comments: your sister will really run ~ ~ 15. Topic: has children write: I drew a straight line. Comment: .......... ....... 16. Title: Now children write: I'm riding on a horse. Comments: come to the teacher immediately! 17. Topic: raw and children write: power outage the night, full of very dark, raw and I'm scared! Reviews: see sentence ... teachers admire you. . 18. Title: thriving - the growth of a better metaphor like. Children to write: my brother looks prosperous. Reviews: child, your brother is a vegetable you ... ... there is a more blind children to write: thriving Rong confession. Comment: Do not read too much drama ~ ~ 19. Topic: Thank you .... because ...... the children to write: I want to thank my mother, because she worked hard every day to help me ...... reviews: So you write operations is the mother!!! 20. Title: sad children write: ditch section in front of my home very sad. Reviews: A teacher is more upset ...... 21. Topic: If children write: soda than fruit juice nutrition. Children to write: if not drink fruit juice does not taste good. Reviews: Orz ..... 22. Topic: writing children altogether: crunchy tasty biscuits! Reviews: (silent ).......... =.= 23. Topic: genius children write : I have 3 days a bath. Comments: To clean, just wash every day ~ ~ 24. Title: A ... ... the children will write: I walked out the door, opposite the convenience store. ... There is a more blind children to write: my brother a meal, on the stool. Comments: 25 sentences do not make make .... Title: Edge ... Edge ... children to write: my left was my right side too. 26. Title: The very children write: I do not know very much is Shiyao meaning. Comment: do not know to ask .... 27. Title: Because ... it ... the children to write: because of the father and mother, so I was born in this world. Comments: 5 points ....
have a polar bear and a penguin sitting on ice, the polar bear started pulling their hair, then pull off all the polar bears say, 'cold' Penguin asked 'Very cold up' the polar bear said, 'Very cold' Penguin asked, 'really cold up' the polar bear said, 'really cold really cold up''' the polar bear said,UGG boots cheap, 'really cold 'They go on to ask,UGG boots, the polar bear on the cold dead. Penguin wanted 'really cold up' He also began pulling their hair, pull off, he said, 'Very cold' and it will freeze to death.
Unilever introduced a soap packaging production line, production lines and found that there is a flaw: there are often not into soap box. Can not sell the customer the total empty box, ah, they had to get a post-doctoral study automated design a program to sort an empty soap box. Pull up a dozen post-doctoral scientific research team, using a combination of mechanical, microelectronics, automation, X-ray detection technology, has spent hundreds of thousands, successfully solved the problem. Free soap box every time through the line on both sides of the detector will detect and drive a mechanical hand to push away an empty soap box. Township and village enterprises in southern China have also bought the same production line, much of this problem the boss angry, looking for a little work and said: quickly come up with ways: He spent 90 dollars put in the production line next to the fierce winds and a powerful fan, so an empty soap box had been blown away. This story tells us: 1, knowledge is not always productive; 2, it is very important to blow!
1, used to have a named Mr. Shi Jiaoshu, requires students to be very neat couplet, absolutely all of them are strictly right, wide right is not allowed. One day, Mr. lectures, outside a big cock is always called, he tired of picking up a brick to hit it, really accurate, about to crushed to death. How to do? In the presence of so many students to other people's chickens to killed you, which does not look good! President has an idea: to give students a couplet. So he had set on the joint: Fine feathers poultry died after brick. One student stood up and said: Sir, I went. He said: You tell us. Student: I Students paused for a moment, the teacher urged: the good, and then right! Student: I want to After the death of poultry, brick, coarse beast Mr. Shi. of several couplets, or do not accept. Students line apprentice ceremony, the teacher said: today's students to children quickly on the first point: Last night Mistress foot overturned! 3, said the two aunts over ceremony of the book are known, can be considered talented woman in the love to stay together. One day sister child looks at the answered do not know how. happened to her sister in law went to the door to see the sun light intensity, blocked off for good at the point that the sister sub to catch the next matter, mouth is: his wife was afraid at hand shading! 4, said that Su and his monk friends (Foyin) play together in the water, Su saw a dog on the river bank Ken Gutou, said: dogs and the river (the monk) bone. monks want to, ah, you let dogs and my bones, sample, anti- you! shut the fans threw into the river friends. Su urgent then: hey, a monk, I give you the fan how do you throw the matter? Monk: It says your poem ah! Su suddenly realized: this Tulv, on his friends. The answer is: hydroplaning Dongpo dead (poetry). 5, is said to record the story of a large pipe. Ji big pipe will tell jokes, the earth to know. One day, a eunuch not to record a large pipe to his jokes, he happened to something, can not attend, do not speak can not let the eunuch said to go. Ji big pipe said: There once was a eunuch ... ... just do not go on you, the eunuch asked: The following it? discipline very seriously and said large pipe : The following did not it! eunuch suddenly blush! 6, or record a large pipe, there is a eunuch is better educated, the day see the record get a big pipe and wearing a Pipao fan, said: small Hanlin, wearing winter clothes, summer executive fan, Spring has not a reading. Hanlin was discipline is a large pipe, but also young, so, so to speak. Ji big pipe like: I rely on, I get people making fun of are common, there are people dare to open my rinse? so easily said: CEOs tube, Health South, to the north, that thing still does not. eunuchs fire immediately.
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